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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:01 PM
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-----Phase 1----- MEATLAND And here is Meatland, a slice of pizza covered to the brim with meats of all sorts! There's some chicken, some minced meat, even pieces of lamb over there! You bet you could cook up some really good things with all this. You can see some sort of box full of cooking items of some sort, sitting on a turkey breast, and you can take one with you... It's the camera cookers!
It's the camera cooker! But wait, this camera lens has a hole in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your camera along with any image and the camera will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
There's also some really sharp knives here, made for cutting all of those meats. Be careful around them! You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to BREADLAND, VEGGIELAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934249122557460560/various-types-of-fresh-raw-meat-piles-picture-id108614534.png
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Giovanni Potage
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹batknife 👁️VISIBLE The ultimate weapon! A baseball bat with a knife taped to it! Those FOOLS will never see the combined powers of bat AND knife coming. You may use it to do 1.25 damage.
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Player: ATotallyLongOriginalUsername Character Source: Epithet Erased
Tonio Trussardi
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Maack Character Source: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part 4, Diamond is Unbreakable
The Burger King
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Dirty Spaceman Character Source: The Burger King
@Giovanni Potage @Tonio Trussardi @The Burger King
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:01 PM
AHAHAHA
IT IS I
GIOVANNI POTAGE
AND IM HERE TO ROB YOU BLIND
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:03 PM
Excuse me?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:03 PM
I TOLD YOU
IM GIOVANNI POTAGE
Weren’t you LISTENING
It was a very cool entrance
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:04 PM
I was kind of listening, but you were yelling so loud it kind of clipped past my ears' limits.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:04 PM
Wow
Weak
CANT HANDLE MY GREATNESS
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:05 PM
What even makes you so great anyway
?
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:05 PM
Ah, hello.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:05 PM
Well you see, I am the greatest villain of all time
HELLO
DID YOU SEE MY COOL ENTRANCE
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM
It's a pleasure to meet you all.
I did
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM
A villain? Have you ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM
Tch not yet
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM
Have you ever tried on a disguise?
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM
Also thank you
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:06 PM
My name is Tonio Trussardi, I am searching for the world for the greatest ingredients for my Italian Cuisine.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM
Possibly
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM
I'd love for you all to try it.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM
SURE
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:07 PM
Sure I can try some. I was thinking of doing an Italian-themed promotion soon, could be good to have a sample.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:09 PM
I just need to collect my ingredients, and we'll be ready to go.
They'll be plenty of leftovers, I promise you
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:09 PM
COOL
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:10 PM
What kind of ingredients do you need?
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:10 PM
I specialized in Italian Cuisine.
I need some of the finest pasta, and tomatos, and beef for starters.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:12 PM
Ah, seems like we're both on the lookout for tomatoes and beef! I'm always looking to improve my burgers, after all. I'm sure there'll be enough to go around, so let me know if you find some.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM
Of course.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM
There's lots of meat here after all.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM
I didn't happen to catch your name, What is it?
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:13 PM
You can call me the Burger King!
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:14 PM
Is King alright? (edited)
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:14 PM
Sure!
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:14 PM
I'll be looking out for some of those ingredients for you aswell, King.
You have my promise.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:14 PM
[FIVE MINUTES LEFT]
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:15 PM
Fantastic! I'll be sure to do the same.
There could be a profitable partnership in our future.
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:15 PM
Profit is great, but nothing is better than a satisfied customer.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:16 PM
ALL OF YOU SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:17 PM
Haha, good one.
Giovanni-san, it'll be a pleasure to cook for you.
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:19 PM
THATS RIGHT
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:19 PM
And that goes for King-sama aswell.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:19 PM
https://tenor.com/view/default-dance-fortnite-dance-fortnite-miku-hatsune-miku-gif-21946239
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Dances on pizabox nearby
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Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 05:19 PM
…
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Tonio Trussardi BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM
That must be one of those Japanese idols I have heard of.
They look friendly.
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The Burger King BOT 22-Jan-22 05:20 PM
That reminds me, I should contact her to do a promotion for Burger King Japan...
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:22 PM
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The Burger King takes out a burger and just holds onto it.
Mm! That looks like a good burger
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...!
Wait, is that
Giovanni sneaking up behind the burger king??
SNATCH!
He snatches something from the Burger King!
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...?!?!
What the heck is this?
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He grabbed for the head, but Got this sandwich instead!!
What the heck? This looks gross!
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@​Giovanni Potage this has to be your pfp now!
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Tonio takes a chef's knife and...
...holy crap!
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He was looking for beef, but also found The Robot Cow from Return of the Robots!
He jumps into your inventory!
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He grabs some beef too
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:46 PM
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➡️ Giovanni Potage moved to breadland ➡️ Tonio Trussardi moved to veggieland ➡️ The Burger King moved to tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 05:47 PM
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-----Phase 2----- MEATLAND And here is Meatland, a slice of pizza covered to the brim with meats of all sorts! There's some chicken, some minced meat, even pieces of lamb over there! You bet you could cook up some really good things with all this. You can see some sort of box full of cooking items of some sort, sitting on a turkey breast, and you can take one with you... It's the camera cookers!
It's the camera cooker! But wait, this camera lens has a hole in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your camera along with any image and the camera will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
There's also some really sharp knives here, made for cutting all of those meats. Be careful around them! You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to BREADLAND, VEGGIELAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934249122557460560/various-types-of-fresh-raw-meat-piles-picture-id108614534.png
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Interceptomato
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹footballhelmet 👁️VISIBLE This looks like a strong helmet! It will block 0.5 damage on all attacks.
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Player: Superb Character Source: Yu-Gi-Oh!
A Tomato
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: ZelRaat Character Source: A Tomato
Life Jam Guy
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder?
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Player: [ori4thewin] Character Source: OMORI
Chefinoff
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹metacooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the metacooker! It's too meta to have an accurate physical form, but it looks like you can put ingredients in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your metacooker along with any one player's username and the metacooker will cook up a delicious meal for you, related to that player's favourite meal! It may also have a low chance of relating to that player's allergies, if they have any. (1 Phase Cooldown)
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Player: Plasman Character Source: Catgirl Without Salad
Ping
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹typingcooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the typing cooker! It's a mechanical typewriter, but instead of a paper holder it just has a big hole. To use it, insert any number of food items into the typewriter along with a single word and the typewriter will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
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Player: Saikonaifu Character Source: Kung Fu Panda
@Interceptomato @A Tomato @Life Jam Guy @Chefinoff @Ping
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:47 PM
Blrbglgrgl....
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:47 PM
OOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGGGJJJJHHH!!!!!
CRITICAL HIT!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
It did not mix well....
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
Hm...
I'm hungry.
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
Ooh! Are you a cherry tomato?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
I am A Tomato.
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
of the cherry variety?
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
I told you. True culinary delight takes EFFORT! You can't just hope to scramble things together in this...instant pot and expect results. I know I can do much, much better!
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
Silly me, haha! I forgot I'm allergic to meat!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
I... No, I'm just A Tomato.
Blorry.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:48 PM
HELLO MEATHEADS AND METHHEADS
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
I AM NEITHER OF THOSE TWO!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
A fellow tomato?
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
...Which are you implying I am?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
Blglhlglglglg?
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
YOU CHOOSE PAL
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
I AM A FULLY VEGETARIAN, FAMILY FRIENDLY MASCOT!
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN MEATLAND
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:49 PM
... I said.
"Blglhlglglg"?
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
I'm going to eat.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
I DON'T SPEAK GIBBERISH ASSHOLE
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
Pizza.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
Sorry, I assumed you were a tomato from your looks.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
I am the one who eats.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
JUST FOR THAT I SHOULD LAUNCH YOU TO KINGDOM COME
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
You know what goes well with pizza?
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
SAY GOODBYE ASSHOLE
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
...Pizza?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
Turns out you're not A Tomato.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
A good jar of LIFE JAM!
You know what goes better with pizza?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:50 PM
... Kingdom Come?
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:51 PM
YEAH THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:51 PM
TWO jars of LIFE JAM! Haha!
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:51 PM
I PITY YOU
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:51 PM
Blglg! No way, you couldn't betray me like that....
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 05:51 PM
You're telling me the people around here eat stuff like PIZZA too? ...Her influence has spread too far. I need to refine all of your palettes!
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:51 PM
YOU SIMPLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE GRINDSET
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:51 PM
Nightshades should stick together, yes?
We don't stick in the pan after all, so we blneed to stick to something.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:52 PM
I DON'T STICK IN ANY PAN, ANY MAN WHO'D PLAN TO STICK ME IN A PAN WILL WISH HE'D RAN
IN OTHER WORDS
VERY BAD THINGS
IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE
SAY IT AIN'T SO BUT IT IS
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM
...You tomatoes are annoying. There's a reason food doesn't normally talk.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM
...IS THIS A SONG ROUTINE?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM
He doesn't speak tomato, though...
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM
I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM
Are you really A Tomato?
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM
ARE YOU?
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM
WHAT?! M-mama?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:53 PM
I am A Tomato.
And, I am a tomato.
First name A, last name Tomato.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:54 PM
THAT SHORT FOR ANEMIC? YOU COULD STAND TO EAT A LITTLE SIMEON MY MAN
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:54 PM
🎶 Life jam, stick it on some toast, use it to the most, or else you'll be a ghost! 🎵 Haha!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
I am from a cultivar in China.
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
I won't forget this wound, tomato!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
Where were you grown, any tomato should be able to answer that.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
Hey.
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
But...I need to get working.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
...Hey, Chefinoff!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
Bloo are you?
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
Mmm!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
I am the one who eats.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:55 PM
Tasty pizza!
You eat pizza?
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:56 PM
Do you eat tomatoes?
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 05:56 PM
We cook for you?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:56 PM
Would you care for another live demonstration? The last one didn't go down too well!
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
I WAS GROWN IN RURAL MISSIPPI WHERE MY MOM AND DAD RAISED ME TO BE THE STRONGEST MAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
Chefinoff presses on the meat with his hands in a testing and definitely-not-innuendo manner. Hm...the meat around here seems to be of good quality. The pork is important, it's the pièce de résistance to this whole dish. Hopefully it's around here... I don't want to sacrifice this part if I can help it.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
100% PURE UNADULTERATED TESTOSTERONE
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
LIFE JAM has amazing restorative properties, and I think we may have found ourselves a volunteer to demonstrate just that!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
Strongest man?
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
AND THAT'S A RECIPE
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
Tomatos don't have gender.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
MOST DON'T
GET WITH THE PROGRAM
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
Of course they do!
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:57 PM
IT'S 2022
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
Well some of them
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
I DO
AND YOU BETTER RESPECT IT
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
I am Non-Tomary.
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
You can be anything you want to be, Tomato
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
OR I'M BRINGING THE SLAMDOWN ON YOU
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
🏳️‍🌈
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
Blblglglgl.... Blgfhhdfhd?
Blglffhf... No.
There is no word for gender in Tomato.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:58 PM
OKAY BITCH THAT'S IT
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:59 PM
How do we invent one?
Speak tomato to me like a tomato.
We blcan discuss this like tomatos
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 05:59 PM
LIFE JAM Is certified genderless, so you don't need to worry about any bothersome pronouns! (edited)
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:59 PM
It doesn't blhave to be this blway.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 05:59 PM
I'LL DISCUS YOU, AS IN, THROW YOU LIKE A FUCKING DISCUS
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
...
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
....
@​LIFE JAM GUY What's a discus?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
...
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
TIME TO CHARGE MY POWER
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
A frisbee.
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Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(brb)
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
...
Yeah, this guy seems like the perfect volunteer!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:00 PM
I still don't know if it, no, he, is a tomato or not. (edited)
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:01 PM
He's gonna be TOAST SOON! HAHA!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:01 PM
Blathever.
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 06:01 PM
If he wants to be a tomato then he's a tomato, there isn't much we can say about it.
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:01 PM
I hold this fact to be self evident. He looks like a tomato.
So, he must be a tomato... Unless he says he isn't...
But he hasn't said anything... Blwhat the bluck?
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Ping BOT 22-Jan-22 06:01 PM
Like Po, he insisted he was a goose for the longest time! It was such a hard time to explain to customers though... haha!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:02 PM
A Tomato is a confused tomato.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:02 PM
...Reminds me of one of my customers!
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Chefinoff BOT 22-Jan-22 06:02 PM
Unfortunately, there's no call for tomatoes in my dish. It'd likely disrupt my careful balance!
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:02 PM
I think his name was Omori or something...
...Always insisting that he was likeable! No way, haha!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:03 PM
I will go home.
To veggie land.
Do not start the debate.
Nightshades are veggies, even if we are fruit.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:04 PM
Oh hey, tomato!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:04 PM
Blyes?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:04 PM
I never did say thank you for that piece of you!
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A Tomato BOT 22-Jan-22 06:04 PM
... No problem, LIFE JAM GUY.
I am sorry that it made you sick.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:05 PM
No worries, haha!
I'm perfectly fine!
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 06:08 PM
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Ping acquires a knife
Looks...useful >:)
cheffinoff looks for a very specific type of pork...
...hm found some very legal and nice pork!
drat, not quite
well, he lifts up the knife with psychic powers to cut it and starts cutting it up
A Tomato starts rolling away...
🏈
TWWEEEET!
HIKE!
Interceptomato grabs A Tomato and chucks him right at the floating knife cutting up the meat!
SQUISHH!
A Tomato falls on the knife!
ooff..
hey wait a minute...that's strange, A tomato kind of looks weird
isn't that...?
POW!!
LIFE JAM GUY PUNCHES INTERCEPTOMATO IN THE FACE!!
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INTERCEPTOMATO IS NOW TOAST!
Toast can't do or move anymore!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:34 PM
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🔸 TOAST stayed here. ➡️ A Tomato moved to veggieland 🔸 Life Jam Guy stayed here. ➡️ Chefinoff moved to veggieland ➡️ Ping moved to tent
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
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-----Phase 3----- MEATLAND And here is Meatland, a slice of pizza covered to the brim with meats of all sorts! There's some chicken, some minced meat, even pieces of lamb over there! You bet you could cook up some really good things with all this. You can see some sort of box full of cooking items of some sort, sitting on a turkey breast, and you can take one with you... It's the camera cookers!
It's the camera cooker! But wait, this camera lens has a hole in it. To use it, insert any number of food items into your camera along with any image and the camera will cook up a delicous meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
There's also some really sharp knives here, made for cutting all of those meats. Be careful around them! You can see from here, the edge of the pizza! It appears to be floating in... soup. Huh. I hope the crust isn't getting too soggy. From here, you can go to BREADLAND, VEGGIELAND and the TENT! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921199434530963497/934249122557460560/various-types-of-fresh-raw-meat-piles-picture-id108614534.png
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TOAST
0/3 HP h00h00h00 🔹footballhelmet 👁️VISIBLE This looks like a strong helmet! It will block 0.5 damage on all attacks.
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Player: Superb Character Source: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Hell's Chef
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹cleaver 💪BIG This is a MASSIVE cleaver! It looks sharp. Very sharp. It can cut though just about anything. It also deals 1.75 hearts of damage.
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Player: Should I Be Character Source: Gregory Horror Show
Killer Bean
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹bangercooker 👁️VISIBLE It's the banger cooker! It's a boombox with a large hole in the top and a input field for an URL. To use it, insert any number of food items into the boombox along with a Youtube URL to a song and the bangercooker will cook up a delicious meal for you! (1 Phase Cooldown)
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Player: Akkrillic Character Source: Killer Bean
Life Jam Guy
2/3 HP h10h10h00 🔹lifejam 👁️VISIBLE A jar of Life Jam! What does it do, I wonder?
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Player: [ori4thewin] Character Source: OMORI
@TOAST @Hell's Chef @Killer Bean @Life Jam Guy
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Interceptoast BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
YOU'VE SIGNED YOUR DEATH WARRANT PAL
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
...?
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
Looks like I stumbled into the slaughterhouse.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:35 PM
Oh? How so?
You're toast! Literally, haha!
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Interceptoast BOT 22-Jan-22 06:36 PM
FOR NOW
I HAVE HIDDEN DEPTHS YOU CANNOT BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND
THIS IS A NICE LITTLE PARTY TRICK
BUT IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:37 PM
...How?
You know, I was gonna revive you with the very miraculous properties of LIFE JAM, but...
I'm not sure I feel like it any more, haha!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
Loud... piece of bread.
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Interceptoast BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
THAT'S RIGHT COWARD
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
I know! He was even worse as a tomato!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
You two having a beef?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
Used to be... a tomato?
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
I am going to eat.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
Yep!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:38 PM
An area.
This is my pizza.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:39 PM
An area!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:39 PM
...?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:39 PM
Do we have any control over what area you eat?
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 06:39 PM
Yes!
Eat the pizza!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:40 PM
Thank you Miku.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:40 PM
Can you... eat #p3-british?
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:40 PM
Yeah. I like that idea.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:41 PM
There's nothing of my taste in there.
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:41 PM
Fair enough, then.
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:41 PM
How about... Candyland?
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:42 PM
I was hoping you could get them out of my hair.
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Interceptoast BOT 22-Jan-22 06:42 PM
I THINK YOU SHOULD EAT THIS PLACE
IT WOULD BE FUNNY
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:42 PM
Most of these meats... are raw.
I do not advise that.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:42 PM
Meat? Eeeeeeyuck! Try some of my patented LIFE JAM instead!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:43 PM
Candyland?
Why would I eat that?
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:44 PM
Because it tastes good?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:44 PM
The bean... is right.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:44 PM
Do I look like someone who gets ordered around?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:44 PM
It can't compare to the immaculate taste of LIFE JAM, but I'm sure it's pretty good!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:44 PM
It's... a suggestion.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:44 PM
Yes!
Plus, you're bald!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:45 PM
A recommendation.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:45 PM
What?
You're insulting me?
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
Nope! As a corporate mascot, I would never say something that could be negative for the franchise!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
No, actually. Who are you anyhow?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
...at least not on record.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
I'M GOING TO EAT THIS AREA.
THIS IS MY PIZZA.
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Interceptoast BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
LESGO
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
...huh.
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Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
Eat the pizza yum yum yum!
https://tenor.com/Zh9L.gif
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:46 PM
...hey, @​Hell’s Chef you look like a chef!
Do you do sponsorships?
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:47 PM
Sponsorships..?
I have not.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:47 PM
Yeah! You try some of my patented LIFE JAM, and if it's good, agree to spread the word!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:48 PM
I do not try other's food.
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:48 PM
Would you save me some beef, at least? I need to cook something with it to keep those filthy Brits off my back.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:48 PM
Normally I'd sell it for 250 clams, but right now, it's on a LIMITED-TIME SALE! I'm willing to trade some LIFE JAM for just about anything, haha!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:49 PM
Why is there toast on my meat slice?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:49 PM
You don't? Why not broaden your horizons a bit?
LIFE JAM is a delicacy like no other! Not only does it taste incredible, but it also has miraculous restorative properties!
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
Did you put that toast there?
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
...Maybe you could cook something good with it!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
...
Maybe later...
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:50 PM
Nope! it's the toast's fault it's over here! I'm working on getting it out of here right now!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:52 PM
Mary Berry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Sor Character Source: The Great British Baking Show
@​Mary Berry‼️🔻 Mary Berry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 06:52 PM
(edited)
Mary Berry candyland ---> meatland
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:52 PM
Hello, contestants!
I hope everything is going well over here
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
I'm going to eat it.
This place.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
IT'S GOING GRRRRREAT! HAHA!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
I am.. busy.
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:53 PM
I was going to say, make sure to grab as much as you can while your here!
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Hell’s Chef BOT 22-Jan-22 06:54 PM
(*you're)
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:54 PM
I'm having a wonderful time. Couldn't be better.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:54 PM
https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:54 PM
Oh I’m glad to hear that!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:55 PM
Tell me though, lady, have you had any word of an assassin in these parts?
Having to survive your cook-off wasn't enough, it seems.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:56 PM
Oh, an assassin? I'm pretty sure that was the toast!
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:56 PM
An assassin! What a twist!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:56 PM
The toast? Heh.
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LIFE JAM GUY BOT 22-Jan-22 06:56 PM
He was all rude and violent... Good thing I took care of him, haha!
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Mary Berry BOT 22-Jan-22 06:56 PM
I can’t say I have, but that’ll be sure to add some spice to the competition!
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Killer Bean BOT 22-Jan-22 06:56 PM
It certainly doesn't look the part.
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Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 06:56 PM
LOCK
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Everybody is trying to hurry up as Walter White gets ready to eat the area.
Hell's Chef hastily picks up some turkey and runs away.
It looks like Killer Bean is cooking something with his banger cooker.
He takes some raw beef...
And inputs in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuxHWc-ZEXw&ab_channel=RobertL
Robert L
MF DOOM : Beef Rapp
What a banger!
And out comes... A mask!
Out of beef?
It looks very cool.
At the same time, LIFE JAM GUY takes some of his Jam, and well as a camera cooker! (edited)
He gets close to the toast, and puts in this image.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/803715184886677506/934521115760549939/001.png
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WOW!
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The LIFE JAM starts to transform Interceptoast back into Interceptomato!
...
Marry Berry just runs away.
Eventually, everybody runs away... except for Interceptomato, who just got back on from his TOASTing.
Uh oh.
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Walter White has the slice in his hands.
Some of the meats fall over and spill into surrounding areas.
And...
WALTER WHITE EATS THE ENTIRE AREA!
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